New Job Title for Shrop

Some great suggestions from my Twitter and FaceBook friends for a new job title:

Captain Shrop of the UNCSU
drupal czar
grand pubah or head honcho
Sr. Afro/Fu Manchu Analyst
Chief Shropster
The Man
Student Union Technology Czar
Student Union Director of Drupal and Afros
Colonel Chaos
Director of Internet Communications and Karma (D.I.C.K.) (gee thanks Dave!)

Thanks for the suggestions. I am submitting to management for immediate approval since I am currently without title!